Saturday, 21 September 2013

My Mum's Boyfriends

My Mums boyfriends

So many to remember

If I told you them all

I’d be here til next December

There was Tom who was strong

Paul who was cool

Rick was thick

Jack who was tall

My Mums a charmer

Gets a new man everyday

At the moment there is Brad

Whose hair is turning grey

He eats with his mouth open

Steals the TV remote

He won’t last long

So he can’t gloat

There was Dylan I remember

He got dumped in December

Ate a mice pie then he left

I think my Mum dumped him coz he was much too old

And into drink and theft

He was a rebel

He had a motorbike

But he was better than Brad

Whose hobby is to hike

Brad is a bore

He doesn’t half snore

His idea of fun is nagging Mum

So I think she’s picked the date

To clear him of his plate

And make him go marching back home!

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